It's Official...

...Our lives are now ruled by Facebook. No longer do we discuss the Weather or the footie, we now discuss how we all hate the new Facebook!

Everything is dictated by it, Bad moods are encouraged by applications wanting you to become there latest slave in a Legions of Demons, Gossip is sparked by "What does she mean by X is missing someone", young Men hopes are dashed when they find out X was not talking about them, to be honest Facebook is really evil...think Cristiano Ronaldo but with alot more Hair wax and Devil horns.

Does it matter if we dislike the new Facebook? Will there be a huge exodus from it as Chavs, Emos, Goths, Apes, Kate Moss leave in a wave of Discust and Hate? I doubt it!

I just think we are all to obsessed with it (I know i am!), also if it was not there what could we chat about? Global Warming, Bebo?

My Life Is Now Over!

A while back i went on about the night out with Pete Doherty that is the Nissan Cube (to be fair i would prefer to live with Pete then drive the Nissan Cube) and i went on about how much i hated the damn thing.

Well obvioulsy those kind people from Nissan with there Sudoku and there Jackie Chan posters are about to unlesh another Beast upon the world...the Nissan Denki Cube.

Now when something is ugly, then it is just ugly...think the Gerkin in London that is ugly. But with Cars you can develope it and bring out a nice lookin new version. Of course not everyone was listering in Technology when the Teacher said your Product must be Aesthetically pleasing and sadly for Nissan they have employed every single one of those Japanese students who were to busy picking there noses and playing Pokemon. Because of this they have designed something that is so ugly i am not goin to put a picture, i will just have a link to a picture!

This is from Wikipedia
"In 2008, Nissan revealed the Nissan Denki (Japanese for “electric”) Cube Concept. Making its debut at the March 2008 New York International Auto Show, the Denki Cube Concept is a lithium-ion battery-powered electric vehicle. Nissan’s compact lithium-ion battery technology, one of the company’s traditional strengths, provides batteries with twice as much energy compared with a conventional cylindrical battery of the same type."

Now to be honest i dont care that it helps to save a Blackbird in a tree...it is just ugly and for that it should be sent to Car Hell!

http://www.japanesesportcars.com/photos/d/20437-2/2008-nissan-denki-cube-concept+_12_.jpg

%***%$£**&%&

Three defeats and One draw? Not the best start for Tottenham is it! Is it time to panic, well i hate to say it but i am beginning to feel a bit down about the situation.

Lets look at last season, a bad start meant we had alot of catch up to do and despite a good middle part of the season (including a fantastic Carling Cup win over Chelsea) we left ourselves with to much work to do and could only finnish 11th.

I hope this is not the case this season, but with Sunderland, Boro and Aston Villa out the way, you would have thought a good start would have been on the table!

Thou shall not judge!

I begin with an apology. Recently my blog has turned into a rant fest with a never ending list of things that seem for some reason to really bug me, now i would love to turn to you now and say "i am a rant free man...woo hoo!" but sadly with a world that contains the Nissan Cube, Abercrombie & Fitch and Hannah Montana this will never be the case!

Today i will focus on Judging...not the prision type, but the type that lables you as a Chav or a Metalhead.

It really annoys me that a person usualy decides what they think of you by the music you like, say you are at a party and you have just met a girl/boy (not that i would really know how this would go...but i think i have a good idea of how it would go!) and you get on to music, i can guarantee that if you say "oh, i quite like Heavy Metal" then you can wave goodbye to the person and catch the first train to loserville!

Why is this the case? Ok so Metalheads who spend each evening sacraficing Lambs and Dancing around Satan's Motorcycle maybe should be avoided, but normal people who like football, like to meet with friends, chat on msn...people like me?

So many times i have been told that my music is rubbish and im sure that happens for alot of people, surely it is not hard just to say "That is not really my cup of tea" or something along the lines of politeness?

Sorry, slightly left the whole Judging thing for a second but i feel that the Judging and the comments about music is in fact a big problem...and is also rude!

I know alot of people that, like me, who listen to many forms of music (Metal, Pop, Rap, Country) and that just because someone likes 'Old Bands' such as Def leppard or Whitesnake does not mean that there music tastes are stuck on one genre.

It seems that if a song has a Guitar riff or a Solo it is 'uncool' maybe i am wrong, and if i am i will dance the happy dance!

This of course is just my stance on Judging and it will come as no suprise to me if loads of you disagree with me but you cant control what i do in my free time so i will now publish this post, open itunes and get lost in a world of Rage Against The Machine and Iron Maiden!

Heaven On Earth

No, this is not some cheesy name to a 80's song (well it is but who cares about Belinda Carlisle anymore!) but what i feel when i see the Aston Martin DB9.

Having subjected you to the awful Nissan Cube, the Aston Martin DB9 is like being given the kiss of life by Keira Nightly.

I mean look at it...it is just stunning. Take the DBR9 (the road version of the Le Mans winner) it can get to 60 in just 3.4 seconds and it has a 6.0 liter V12 Engine...which means it goes like a Bat Out Of Hell!

If the oxford dictionary used pictures to describe words, The Aston Martin would be used for Beautiful, Luxury, Stunning...and Lust.

Sorry for another Car Blog but having left you with the junk on wheels (did you know the Nissan Cube also comes with a 4X4 setting!?!) i felt it was my duty as a british citizen to bring you a beautiful British Car!

Hell Has Started!

Having just got back from my Christian Camp you may be thinking that i have become all loving and Evangelical but no...i have come back with the need to rant!

On the journey home me and my mate came across what could possibly be the worst Car ever to been made...its called the Nissan Cube.

Now beside the fact that Nissan spent approximately 0.00 seconds on thinking of a good name for this Car, it is just plain ugly. Having a Nissan Cube means that you are seriously thinking about commiting social suicide (if owning one doesnt do that to you anyway).

Now The Nissan Cube, apart from making my journey back from Camp a scaring and painfull experiance, it leaves me with a problem...which is worse, the Nissan Cube or The Fiat Panda???

Off To Camp!

From tomorrow i will be spending the next seven days at my Christian Summer Camp in kent. I am really looking foward to what should be a challenging and fun Camp as for the first time i will be one of the leaders. Hopefully after a while not really thinking about my faith this Camp will nudge me back in the right direction!

Here's to good weather and alot of fun!