And I Thought Hell Was As Worse As It Could Get!

A while back i compared that poo box that is the Nissan Cube to Hell on earth, well it seems that The Nissan Cube has a partner in its Satanic quest to ruin the motor world and its called...wait for it...the G-Wiz

http://www.goingreen.co.uk/xs_i/G-Wiz%20angled.small.jpg

First of all why does it have the name that would be more suited to a cheesy CBBC Science programe? Its as stupid as going to sleep on a lit Gas Stove...Painfull as well!

Second point...Who does it look like it has been designed by a four year old who has been blindfolded? It for some reason has as many lines as Keith Richards and looks worse then the 100000000 year old Guitar player. Why does it also have a massive dent at the bottom of the door? This is in fact clever as somebody (could be me!) would kick it anyway and so they have avoided the "Well my G-Wiz doesnt have a dent in the door"...which i think unites all G-Wiz drivers in a strange and slightly twisted way.

The G-Wiz is also i believe eco-friendly, which i suppose is a good thing but it would help if it didnt look so stupid...actually its like Bono on wheels!

The Nissan Cube is still by far the worst looking car in the world but the G-Wiz is not far behind. Look at it like this...the Cube is Satan and The G-Wiz is Abaddon.