With the country i love in a shocking state, the current generation showing no respect to our monarchy and the increasing influx of really, really, really awful Asia made cars (Protons, Nissan's etc) i have decided to plan ahead so that if i ever come in to power i can make a difference!
Law 1 - Reality TV shows such as Britain's Got Talent, X Factor and Big Brother would be outlawed, presenter Divina Mccall would be forced to wear a dunce hat and Simon Cowell would be forced to sit through 100 hours of Motley Crue, Poison and Cinderella concerts.
Law 2 - The mood 'Stress' would be illegal if the person in question was found to be stressed for unlawful reasons such as being stressed because the word 'exam' was mentioned and being stressed just because your friends are stressed
Law 3 - In no way are people allowed to drive the Nissan Cube, the Nissan Denke Cube or its fellow associates.
Law 4 - The added test of doing Motorway driving would have to be undertaken before you can legally be allowed to drive, the point that learning to drive is stressful (see Law 2) and that motorway driving is also stressful leads me to two points...one get it over with in one go and secondly get over it!
Law 5 - Hillsong will be re-named Billsong and all bills and all expenses shall be sent to Billsong London, Sydney, Kiev etc, as they seem to have lots of money and it would be a great way to serve the country.
I'm sure there will be many other laws but for the moment take these in, and once again if you have any objections to these please, please, please, please, please keep them to yourself!
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